Homestuck: Hey Hetalia watchya doing?
Hetalia: Just reading some fanfiction.
Homestuck: That’s a map.
I don’t get why people characterize England and China as blushy, stuttering ukes though. They’re bitter old people that complain about the ‘young people today’ and bicker with their family and spouses like there’s no fucking tomorrow, how the fuck can you get kawaii bby uke from a couple of bitching old gits?